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jonathan joestar

UN: JOJO | Video

WHO: Jonathan, and a Very Large Bird
WHERE: The Gemini App
WHEN: 21st of June
WHAT: Jonathan has found a large bird waiting on his roof. It's rather rude.
WARNINGS: None! Well actually the video link sounds pretty alarming for a Pokemon sound so, warning for that perhaps.

[Jonathan being the scale he typically is (Small, batty), his camera shows little more than himself and the front of his house. It's quite the beautiful day, actually!

...A very loud bird's screech comes from...what might have been overhead? Hard call!

Jonathan winces when he hears it, and peers up- (Oh, so it IS upward)- before looking back to the camera.]

Has anyone some advice for being rid of large birds?

I returned from enjoying a rather delightful slice of cake to find my roof visited by a guest most foul.

[...........................That word choice was intended.]

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June Event Log

( You Remind Me of the Babe )

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!network post

Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: June 13th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of June. By now, many people have noticed things important to them have gone missing if they discarded the invitation they got at the start of the month. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]

[With no announcements of comings and goings, the post will continue.... not normally, instead providing a screencap from a notes app first in response to the previous zodiac post:]

Jade

Nephrite, Joshua, Blackwargreymon, Anby and Jane have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

[NOW the post will continue as normal]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Hey so about your stuff going missing? We got sent a ransom note about it. I'm supposed post it, so here:

To The Residents of Kaisou,

Well, it seems that my invitations reached everyone, though not everyone kept them. I'm sure by now you've realized what happens if you "lost" or destroyed them. Don't worry. Merely come to the ball I so graciously invited you to, and all will be returned.

Jareth, the Goblin King

If you threw out the invite, it's this weekend. It's going to be in a Spirit Realm called Golbin City, we'll let you know when the gate opens. Sounds like outfits will be offered, but that means trusting a guy called the Goblin King to dress you.

Go or don't go, not really my problem if you get your stuff back or not. I'm just a messenger who is clocking out now.

Bye.

This post is sponsored by Nikki's Emporium! Heading to a magical world? Help you dress to impress!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. The event log will go up this weekend, so feel free to have your characters make plans and talk about that until then! ]

the gayest video store in all of kaisou

WHO: Random Play's staff and regulars and anyone else!
WHERE: Random Play, Shopping Street
WHEN: early to mid-May
WHAT: come and hang out at Random Play! now offering: 20% discounts on video rentals featuring LGBTQ+ themes!
WARNINGS: none atm!

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kinich

Gemini Video | UN: Malipo

WHO: Kinich and you!
WHERE: Gemini Network
WHEN: Not long after the Black Order's mission
WHAT: Kinich has made the business decision to procure some plant seeds from Hyrule's floating islands... for a price. In plain speak: Kinich has wares if you have coin.
WARNINGS: None, but will update if there are any!

[Kinich has currently found himself a safe spot on the floating islands to make this post. He smells a good way to make money from POKEGO, but it's best to see if anyone else can bite.]

While on a mission in Hyrule, there's been a discovery involving a plant that has a peculiar property. On the floating islands is a flower that the stewards have called a "sundelion."

[He pans the camera over to show the flower just so that everyone can see that it's legit.]

These sundelions don't do anything in their raw state, but by cooking them we've discovered that they can heal a local corruption that drains away a person's life. They aren't a rare flower, but there is a level of danger in procuring them. Not just because they're found here on these floating islands. There are many hostile constructs up here as well.

If anyone would like for me to procure them any sundelions, sundelion seeds, or machine components, drop me a line. I don't work for free, but I'm willing to negotiate a fair price.

Current Music: Into the Unknown

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kinich

The Black Order Mission

WHO: The Black Order's Kaisou Team
WHERE: Hyrule Hole
WHEN: Month of June
WHAT: The team has been given the mission to investigate and deal with the corruption surrounding the Hyrule Hole.
WARNINGS: Violence, mild horror LoZ monster, and Shadow Ganon

( Into the hooole, into the hoooooole, into the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE! AAAAAAAAAH! )